Wiku's Blog - Not Even The Spambots Like It!

maanantaina, elokuuta 22, 2005

Sundays suck. Except now it's monday. I have been up all night, because im so PISSED OFF!
For no reason of course.

So to let off some steam, im going to bitch about Iron Chef.

That show sucks ass. How come all the guys representing china, japan, FRANCE and ITALY are all asian? Sure, it's just for the different styles, but gee. The population of asian chefs in France must be like ten. Quite a coincidance to have one of them in Iron Chef. If that's coincidance at all... Japan wants just to prove that they have the best cooks ever.

My ass they are. I'd take an italian cook over an asian chef anytime. Secondly... The Iron Chefs and challengers have like 50 happy helpers helping them, in otherwords doing the crappy job for them, while they act like Santa, doing all the nice work like putting the food on the plates. The helpers are running around like madmen, and what the main chefs do? They taste the food and look like they have all the time in the world. And in the end, they get all the credit.

And then in the beginning where the owner walks like the king of the world and takes a big bite out of a green pepper... It's just... I don't know. Ridiculous. Shameful. Awful. Sometimes I wish the guy would choke on that pepper. And I swear his hair is a wig.

Oh, and for the record, im a cook. The job sucks, it's definitely not anything like you see on TV. But if I have to point out one show, I gotta say Jamie's Kitchen is pretty much close to the truth. Except they never do the dishes in that show. When you're a cook, you cook 20% of your time, and wash the dishes for the rest of the time.


 
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