Shadowcove

I sent my application to Shadowcove II, an UO shard. This is the e-mail I got from them:

Hello,
Thank you for your interest in playing Shadowcove at Player Realms. We have considered your application. Unfortunately, we must inform you that it is our belief that Shadowcove would not be the shard for you.
There are a great many shards out there on which you can play, whose systems are more open and accepting of all different sorts of play styles. We encourage you to seek them out. Toward that end, here are some suggestions:
First, you may want to try out the listing at Game Sites 200's Ultima Online list. This can be found at:
http://www.gamesites200.com/ultimaonline/
There are many great, reliable, interesting and unique shards there. Another option to try is to download UO Gateway, and view the extensive list there:
http://www.uogateway.com/
We also have a few suggestions of shards whose quality we can generally vouch for. You may find one of these shards to your liking!
-Ackadia (http://www.blogger.com/www.ackadia.org)
Ackadia is a long-running community based shard with a custom map, and a unique player-policing system.
-Comraich (http://www.blogger.com/www.sanctuaryshard.com)
Comraich is a role-playing shard with a tight-knit community, a custom map, and a deeply developed history.
-Metropolis (http://www.blogger.com/www.metropolisshard.com)
Metropolis is a larger-sized PvP/PK/PvM shard with a very open and relaxed environment, and a high-quality, reliable setup.
-Angel Island (http://www.blogger.com/www.game-master.net)
A shard with a unique approach to Murderers, with a slightly smaller-scale feel to it than some large shards. By Adam Ant
-Defiance (http://www.blogger.com/www.defianceuo.com)
A large-scale, multi-shard European-based network.
Once again, thank you for your interest. We wish you luck finding an exciting and enjoyable place to play!

-Player Realms Staff

A brief chat in IRC where a guy named Joey told me to sent a witty reply back at them. According to his suggestions, this what I replied:

Hello,
Thank you for your interest in me playing Shadowcove at Player Realms. I have reviewed your application to have me as a player. Unfortunately, I must inform you that Shadowcove is not up to my standards.
There are many great players there on which can pay to play, whose standards are much more open and accepting all kinds of shards. I encourage you to seek them out. Toward that end, here are some suggestions:
First you may want to cheat your shard up to TOP 10 in the listing at Game Site's 200 UO list. This can be found at:
http://www.gamesites200.com/ultimaonline/
But then again, you already did!
There are many annoying, unreliable and boring players out there. Another option is to stay the hell out of UOGateway, because they have quality standards.
http://www.uogateway.com
Once again, thank you for your interest. I wish you luck finding boring and nagging players to play!
If I knew your address, I'd mail you a punch in the face!

Unfortunetly...



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