A dream

I saw a dream I was a demon or somekind. I was in a monastry dressed up as a monk, trying to seduce some young and good looking nun. But I made a mistake using my demonic powers (invisibility) and then they found out about me and chased me out with crosses and holy water.

Then I was talking shit with Satan how Hell should be more nicer so it'd be more popular.
Then he said that Hell has actually gone through alot since the last time it was described, and that it wasn't a burning torture pit anymore, and actually a pretty good choice like Heaven. Then he made an analogy how the earth itself has had it's up and downs, and Hell was the same.

Then in some point we flied with a giant bird/flying lizard (which changed to magic carpet later) to a piece of land which seemed abandoned. But in matter of fact it was occupied by aliens. Who then also, chased us out because they thought we were humans. They were quite surprised when we went back to Hell. (We used somekind of small crater in the ground to step back into Hell. It was as small as my foot, but somehow we managed to squeeze through.)