As the title says, this is my first entry. If you're reading this, and it's the newest entry, then... Congratulations.
Normally first entries in these blogs are absolute nonsense. You just created a new blog, and you don't know what to say. As a man (yes, im a man) who loves traditions, this blog entry will be no different.
Today, I'll talk about dreams and asshairs.
Have you ever had a dream where you just have to pee? Im sure you have. Then you know that such dreams only occur when your bladder is full in the real life. You have to pee in the real life when you're sleeping, so you have to pee in your dream too. But no matter how much you pee in your dream, your bladder still feels full, and you have to pee again. Sometimes you pee 30 minutes straight, feel sort of relief, but only for a moment... Then the feeling is back. The only way to escape is to wake up and take a leak in the real life. Now, I have had a cough for over two weeks now, and I have seen dreams during that time. But in those dreams I haven't had any cough. So how come that the need of pee goes through your dreams, but something else, like a cough, doesn't? I leave that as a homework to you guys and gals. Post a comment when you know why.
Our next subject is asshairs. Im a dark haired, hairy guy who has asshairs. Not all guys have asshairs, or so I tend to think. Now, let's let the asshairs to be for a while and think of evolution. In evolution, we have lost all those things like tails and second eyelids and fur and stuff what we don't need anymore, right? Then how come we, or some of us men still have asshairs? They aren't useful in any sense, in matter of fact, they're literally a pain in the ass. I spend 3 times more toilet paper because all the shit gets stuck around my asshairs. I have to wipe, wipe and wipe to the point where I give up and grab a shower instead. This really sucks, especially when I have diarrhea. The toilet just gets glogged from all the paper. It's also why I try to avoid using public, or someone else's toilet.
Anyway, the question was why we still have asshairs. The only logical explanation is that in some point, women preferred men with asshairs. And since asshairs weren't so much pain in the ass that it'd threaten our lives, they just got stuck. And that's why we still have asshairs. But this just raises another question... Back in stone age, I doubt they had any toilet paper. And shitty asshairs are hard to wipe into leaves... So maybe the women preferred men with shitty asses?
Okay, I don't want to think this anymore. Im out.
Oh, I forgot something... 21, male, Finland. That's it. Bye.
Normally first entries in these blogs are absolute nonsense. You just created a new blog, and you don't know what to say. As a man (yes, im a man) who loves traditions, this blog entry will be no different.
Today, I'll talk about dreams and asshairs.
Have you ever had a dream where you just have to pee? Im sure you have. Then you know that such dreams only occur when your bladder is full in the real life. You have to pee in the real life when you're sleeping, so you have to pee in your dream too. But no matter how much you pee in your dream, your bladder still feels full, and you have to pee again. Sometimes you pee 30 minutes straight, feel sort of relief, but only for a moment... Then the feeling is back. The only way to escape is to wake up and take a leak in the real life. Now, I have had a cough for over two weeks now, and I have seen dreams during that time. But in those dreams I haven't had any cough. So how come that the need of pee goes through your dreams, but something else, like a cough, doesn't? I leave that as a homework to you guys and gals. Post a comment when you know why.
Our next subject is asshairs. Im a dark haired, hairy guy who has asshairs. Not all guys have asshairs, or so I tend to think. Now, let's let the asshairs to be for a while and think of evolution. In evolution, we have lost all those things like tails and second eyelids and fur and stuff what we don't need anymore, right? Then how come we, or some of us men still have asshairs? They aren't useful in any sense, in matter of fact, they're literally a pain in the ass. I spend 3 times more toilet paper because all the shit gets stuck around my asshairs. I have to wipe, wipe and wipe to the point where I give up and grab a shower instead. This really sucks, especially when I have diarrhea. The toilet just gets glogged from all the paper. It's also why I try to avoid using public, or someone else's toilet.
Anyway, the question was why we still have asshairs. The only logical explanation is that in some point, women preferred men with asshairs. And since asshairs weren't so much pain in the ass that it'd threaten our lives, they just got stuck. And that's why we still have asshairs. But this just raises another question... Back in stone age, I doubt they had any toilet paper. And shitty asshairs are hard to wipe into leaves... So maybe the women preferred men with shitty asses?
Okay, I don't want to think this anymore. Im out.
Oh, I forgot something... 21, male, Finland. That's it. Bye.
posted by Wiku at
1:46 ap.
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