Sheep. I have a theory about sheep.

This started when I saw this video clip, which was, btw, made in Finland, where two guys poured somekind of lube all over their head, and then sticked their heads into the sheeps vaginas. It was... Interesting. I asked a friend of mine on ICQ, who also happens to be a sheep crazy that why in earth ewes have so scretchy cunts. She replied that it's because rams are so big.

Somehow, I doubt that a ram's penis is as big as a guy's head. If it is, poor ram. Or should I say poor ewes. Out of curiosity, I have collected information about sheep.

- Sheep have no gag reflex
- Sheep have no upper teeth

Now I want you to think of a blowjob. And then, onto the next facts.

- Sheep have soft wool, which softens the impacts
- Sheep have scretchy vaginas
- A ram gets an erection each time it sits down
- Rams are big down there
- Google pictures show that all farm animals like to hump sheep

Think of sexual intercourse.

See where im getting? Sheep are the ho's of animal kingdom. They have scretchy vaginas not because the ram is big, but because even very big horses would be able to mate them. You can take a sheep roughly without pain, because they have soft wool. Like fellatio? No problem. Sheep have no upper teeth and gag reflex, so all those troubles you probably went with your virgin girlfriend, ain't going to happen with sheep. Also, the mating season of sheep starts around January and ends August. So when your woman has gotten cold for the winter, sheep are hot like hell. If you happen to be a woman (or gay) and your man is late in work, fear not. Rams are ready 24/7, all you have to do is to sit them down. And no fear of small penis either.

As for other animals... Well, let's take the horses for example. Mating season for equines last 15 days. After that, no humpy humpy for the stud. That's why there are ewes.