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sunnuntaina, joulukuuta 18, 2005

The 10 most puzzling, ancient artifacts

http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa011402a.htm

That's the URL for 10 mysteries, which I have solved! Let me explain how it happened;

Year 2820: Scientists have developed a spaceship which can travel faster than light, therefore making space travel possible.

Year 2850: The spaceship is built, but stolen by a group with intentions of travelling to ancient times and teaching the early human civilizations, therefore creating an alternate future where everybody is smarter. They teach them how to make a battery (The Baghad battery), basic mechanics (The antikythera mechanism), porn and medicine (The Ica Stones) and of course aircrafts, sparkplugs and geisha balls (The Grooved Spheres). Too bad they crash landed (The Dropa Stones) and couldn't get back to the alternate future.

Year 1520: (Alternate Future) The mankind's tempering with the past is found out, and quickly decided that a team should be sent back in time to fix the error. The team destroys most of the advanced technology in the past, and kills all those who know about it. While they're at it, they also kill the immortal, alien overlord Jesus Christ who kept the Earth under his iron fist rule for so many centuries... And hope that nobody would build a worldwide religion upon his propaganda. Well, you can't always win.


 
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