Nuts
Okay, shit eating is just disgusting, so I'll blog about my nuts.
Have you noticed that the amount of sperm in your sac affects your mood? It's like when there's two days worth of sperm in my sac, I get really romantic. And when I jerk it all off, I don't feel so romantic anymore. When I have jacked off for one day, I feel aggressive.
Also, the speed how fast I shoot my load affects my mood too. If I jerk off quickly, I feel energic. If I do it with time, then I feel calm and serene. And tired.
I suppose this is because sperm has many hormones, I don't remember the latin names, but they were at least 4-5 of different hormones in sperm. All of them make women feel good and serene like in seventh heaven. Actually, women who don't use condoms in intercouse have smaller chances to get depressed ( http://www.skfriends.com/hormones-semen.htm ).
So, I suppose all you women should just go and whore around without protection. You'll get HIV for sure, but hell, at least you'll die happy!
[edit] I just noticed this dump question on the page: But why should semen have such an effect? "It makes no sense to me for this phenomenon to have evolved," says Satoshi Kanazawa, an evolutionary psychologist at the Indiana University of Pennsylvania. But Gallup counters that men whose semen promotes long-term mood enhancement might have more chances to indulge in sexual activity. Well, DUH! One word, PMS. Women are most fertile right before they get their periods, which is also when they get PMS. And what would be a better cure for PMS than a sperm filled with soothing hormones? I suppose the cave men knew this, so whenever the woman got cranky, they'd fuck their brains out so she'd just the fuck up for a while. And when this was the time when the woman was in her most fertile state, so kids would be expected. It's all part of mother nature's plan to get us breed like rabbits.
Okay, shit eating is just disgusting, so I'll blog about my nuts.
Have you noticed that the amount of sperm in your sac affects your mood? It's like when there's two days worth of sperm in my sac, I get really romantic. And when I jerk it all off, I don't feel so romantic anymore. When I have jacked off for one day, I feel aggressive.
Also, the speed how fast I shoot my load affects my mood too. If I jerk off quickly, I feel energic. If I do it with time, then I feel calm and serene. And tired.
I suppose this is because sperm has many hormones, I don't remember the latin names, but they were at least 4-5 of different hormones in sperm. All of them make women feel good and serene like in seventh heaven. Actually, women who don't use condoms in intercouse have smaller chances to get depressed ( http://www.skfriends.com/hormones-semen.htm ).
So, I suppose all you women should just go and whore around without protection. You'll get HIV for sure, but hell, at least you'll die happy!
[edit] I just noticed this dump question on the page: But why should semen have such an effect? "It makes no sense to me for this phenomenon to have evolved," says Satoshi Kanazawa, an evolutionary psychologist at the Indiana University of Pennsylvania. But Gallup counters that men whose semen promotes long-term mood enhancement might have more chances to indulge in sexual activity. Well, DUH! One word, PMS. Women are most fertile right before they get their periods, which is also when they get PMS. And what would be a better cure for PMS than a sperm filled with soothing hormones? I suppose the cave men knew this, so whenever the woman got cranky, they'd fuck their brains out so she'd just the fuck up for a while. And when this was the time when the woman was in her most fertile state, so kids would be expected. It's all part of mother nature's plan to get us breed like rabbits.
posted by Wiku at
2:58 ip.
1 Comments:
"The scientists suspect semen will have the same effect on women regardless of how they are exposed to it."
One word: blowjobs.
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Anonyymi, at 1:01 ap.
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