BUUUUUUUUUURP!

I couldn't think of better topic. Anyway, you know Big Brother TV show? Well, who wouldn't... Here in Finland they have made a Finnish Big Brother show! Oh yeah. We like to finnishize all the bad examples of the United States. The TV shows are on the plate now. We have finnish Survivors and Wife Swapping too. The former is a good TV show, only that after the American Survivors and the Swedish Survivors, the Finnish Survivors sounds a little bit of too repeating. Sap and fatboy both follow Survivors. But I think they have filled even their quota with the constant bombering of Survivors. Finnish Wife Swapping just doesn't work. We are way too adaptive, submissive and open minded. In other words, complete opposites of the Americans. Even after the husbands have gotten their wives back, and they all sit around the table discussing about each other's family, they're all like "Ooh, it was just nice to see different kind of family! We might not work like you people do, but each on their own!" And the husbands are like "Hell yeah it was nice to see a prettier face than my wife's! Wait, you are going to edit that part out, right?"

So in other day, I was watching the Finnish Big Brother. After ten minutes I groaned in pain. I couldn't BELIEVE why some people are hooked on that shit. Don't they have lives on of their own? Why to watch how people live, I mean come on. I hated American Big Brother, and I hate Finnish Big Brother even more! It was like watching Goatse guy's ass each day... Which gave me an idea. If the show is really so popular (and it is), why don't I just scan my ass each day and post it on the 'net? Then people could see how my ass would look each day, and spot the differences. You could, for example, count my asshairs and make a note that I have lost one during the night. Or if I should wipe it better. Certainly better waste of time than Big Brother.