Let's Meow Meow!
Prologue
I haven't slept much since my dog died. And I have been playing this hentai dating sim game. A dangerous combination, which you will find out.
Now, I didn't intentionally look for this game. Well, not at first anyway.
As all weird things, this started when I had this ICQ chat with fatboy. We were chatting something about Japanese and their perversions. We actually talk alot about that subject... Anyway, I started thinking that what is the most known japanese perversion in the world? Well, that is, of course, catgirls. I started looking stuff with catgirls in them, hentai movies, games, whatever.
Guess what? Catgirls aren't really that common, at least not in hentai scene. They're in matter of fact, very rare.
I was stunned. I meant WTF... Japanese rather watch dickgirls with tentacles raping schoolgirls before sacrificing them to some dark god instead of catgirls? Maybe I shouldn't be surprised. Catgirls are just way too innocent for Japanese.
Oh well. Anyway, I found this hentai game, Let's Meow Meow! I was sure it had catgirls in it. And it had. Now, at first, I was expecting dickgirls. Or at least raping. But I was wrong. This game didn't have any of them. And no sacrificing... Not a drop of blood.
I let out a sigh of relief. But way too soon...
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The story
The game sucks. There's no animation, just some powerpoint presentation. Usually you get to make some choices on what to say to the girl, but it doesn't affect the ending. You can choose the ending by choosing your 'favorite character'. First you choose two girls, and a short while after that, one of the two girls.
The hentai scenes are hilarious. Usually there's a dirty pic or two per hentai scene, and the text is just... Awful. Now, I don't have the experience, but im fairly certain "ZRRR!!" isn't the sound you get when you push your lil wee-wee into your lil catgirl. Unless your penis is replaced with a vibrating dildo.
Music and voices save alot. Except that all the girls sound the same... Their voices are recorded by the same actress and it shows. But it doesn't matter, unless you know Japanese.
The characters and the story are the best part of the game. Also, you get the dirty pics into a gallery where you can view them later... And the skip option which fast forwards all the stupid scenes you have seen before in seconds is also good. But only works if you have played the game through once.
The cast... A thief (bunny girl, Hanabi), a maid (catgirl, name started with M), a cop (dog girl, Shinju), a priestess (catgirl, don't remember the name, started with a K) a military armamaid (a catgirl android, Koboshi) and even a human girl! (who is your landlord and a childhood friend, Nanami). Oh, then there's your boss who is also a human, bustier than all of the characters together, but you won't get to date or screw her. Aw.
The plot goes like this... You're a lonely geek who is a student and works in as a waiter at the same time. Very orginal. You also like to feed cats. Then you have a strange dream where some fat guy in a latex cat costume (the text actually describes him so) claims to be a god and promises you one wish because you have been so good to cats. Of course, your wish is a catgirl.
You get the catgirl alright, and later the rest of the cast pours in. They come from different planets, and all of them speak english (or Japanese). Fancy that.
Right. Anyway, when I started playing, I of course went after the dog girl. And got a happy ending, yay.
Then I played the game through in 20 mins with all the other characters (thanks to the skip option) just to get all the dirty pics to the gallery and see different endings. Surprisingly, you can actually have a sad ending in the game, if you choose the flat chested human girl. You can live happily with all the other girls, and kind of happily with the android. The message in this game is simple; don't date flat chested girls. Especially if they are humans.
There's nothing freaky in this game... Except for the android, Koboshi. She's interesting and freaky at the same time, but still the funniest character. If you choose her as your love, you get to open her chest and tinker around the mechanics which apparently makes her horny. Every tech guys wet dream. Oh, and the priestess is kinda freaky too... She doesn't shave her armpits and makes sure you notice it. Ew.
If you like happy endings, go with the rabbit or the dog.
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Epilogue
This post is so frikking long so I cut it into chapters... Geeze. Anyway, although the game is innocent dating sim with some hentai in it, it's pure poison. It messes up your mind. At least it messed up my mind... Just check out my ICQ logs:
Wiku (19:49) :
I wonder if it's possible to surgically put dog ears on humans without getting complications.
Ramoth (19:50) :
why?
Wiku (19:55) :
Well, I played this "Let's Meow Meow!" hentai dating sim game. There were a cat, dog and a bunny girl and an android and a human. You can have the dog girl as a girfriend in the game. Then I started wondering how it'd like to have a dog girl girlfriend IRL. And after that I started thinking if it was possible to have actual dog ears and how many people would go for the procedure.
Wiku (19:57) :
Then I started thinking if I should be locked into a padded cell and throw the key away.
Ramoth (20:02) :
actaully i think your quite normal for a guy
Wiku (20:06) :
Really? I suppose the catgirl fetish is rather common then.
Ramoth (20:06) :
tis,
But is it really? If the catgirl fetish is so common, how come there isn't catgirl pr0n? Sure there are furry pr0n, but it's still a bit different.
Better stop blogging for now. I should get some homeworks done.
Meow.
Prologue
I haven't slept much since my dog died. And I have been playing this hentai dating sim game. A dangerous combination, which you will find out.
Now, I didn't intentionally look for this game. Well, not at first anyway.
As all weird things, this started when I had this ICQ chat with fatboy. We were chatting something about Japanese and their perversions. We actually talk alot about that subject... Anyway, I started thinking that what is the most known japanese perversion in the world? Well, that is, of course, catgirls. I started looking stuff with catgirls in them, hentai movies, games, whatever.
Guess what? Catgirls aren't really that common, at least not in hentai scene. They're in matter of fact, very rare.
I was stunned. I meant WTF... Japanese rather watch dickgirls with tentacles raping schoolgirls before sacrificing them to some dark god instead of catgirls? Maybe I shouldn't be surprised. Catgirls are just way too innocent for Japanese.
Oh well. Anyway, I found this hentai game, Let's Meow Meow! I was sure it had catgirls in it. And it had. Now, at first, I was expecting dickgirls. Or at least raping. But I was wrong. This game didn't have any of them. And no sacrificing... Not a drop of blood.
I let out a sigh of relief. But way too soon...
---
The story
The game sucks. There's no animation, just some powerpoint presentation. Usually you get to make some choices on what to say to the girl, but it doesn't affect the ending. You can choose the ending by choosing your 'favorite character'. First you choose two girls, and a short while after that, one of the two girls.
The hentai scenes are hilarious. Usually there's a dirty pic or two per hentai scene, and the text is just... Awful. Now, I don't have the experience, but im fairly certain "ZRRR!!" isn't the sound you get when you push your lil wee-wee into your lil catgirl. Unless your penis is replaced with a vibrating dildo.
Music and voices save alot. Except that all the girls sound the same... Their voices are recorded by the same actress and it shows. But it doesn't matter, unless you know Japanese.
The characters and the story are the best part of the game. Also, you get the dirty pics into a gallery where you can view them later... And the skip option which fast forwards all the stupid scenes you have seen before in seconds is also good. But only works if you have played the game through once.
The cast... A thief (bunny girl, Hanabi), a maid (catgirl, name started with M), a cop (dog girl, Shinju), a priestess (catgirl, don't remember the name, started with a K) a military armamaid (a catgirl android, Koboshi) and even a human girl! (who is your landlord and a childhood friend, Nanami). Oh, then there's your boss who is also a human, bustier than all of the characters together, but you won't get to date or screw her. Aw.
The plot goes like this... You're a lonely geek who is a student and works in as a waiter at the same time. Very orginal. You also like to feed cats. Then you have a strange dream where some fat guy in a latex cat costume (the text actually describes him so) claims to be a god and promises you one wish because you have been so good to cats. Of course, your wish is a catgirl.
You get the catgirl alright, and later the rest of the cast pours in. They come from different planets, and all of them speak english (or Japanese). Fancy that.
Right. Anyway, when I started playing, I of course went after the dog girl. And got a happy ending, yay.
Then I played the game through in 20 mins with all the other characters (thanks to the skip option) just to get all the dirty pics to the gallery and see different endings. Surprisingly, you can actually have a sad ending in the game, if you choose the flat chested human girl. You can live happily with all the other girls, and kind of happily with the android. The message in this game is simple; don't date flat chested girls. Especially if they are humans.
There's nothing freaky in this game... Except for the android, Koboshi. She's interesting and freaky at the same time, but still the funniest character. If you choose her as your love, you get to open her chest and tinker around the mechanics which apparently makes her horny. Every tech guys wet dream. Oh, and the priestess is kinda freaky too... She doesn't shave her armpits and makes sure you notice it. Ew.
If you like happy endings, go with the rabbit or the dog.
---
Epilogue
This post is so frikking long so I cut it into chapters... Geeze. Anyway, although the game is innocent dating sim with some hentai in it, it's pure poison. It messes up your mind. At least it messed up my mind... Just check out my ICQ logs:
Wiku (19:49) :
I wonder if it's possible to surgically put dog ears on humans without getting complications.
Ramoth (19:50) :
why?
Wiku (19:55) :
Well, I played this "Let's Meow Meow!" hentai dating sim game. There were a cat, dog and a bunny girl and an android and a human. You can have the dog girl as a girfriend in the game. Then I started wondering how it'd like to have a dog girl girlfriend IRL. And after that I started thinking if it was possible to have actual dog ears and how many people would go for the procedure.
Wiku (19:57) :
Then I started thinking if I should be locked into a padded cell and throw the key away.
Ramoth (20:02) :
actaully i think your quite normal for a guy
Wiku (20:06) :
Really? I suppose the catgirl fetish is rather common then.
Ramoth (20:06) :
tis,
But is it really? If the catgirl fetish is so common, how come there isn't catgirl pr0n? Sure there are furry pr0n, but it's still a bit different.
Better stop blogging for now. I should get some homeworks done.
Meow.
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