Great day today!

First of all, you can find me now at Google!
Secondly, the famous transsexual Jennifer Diane Reitz said that she likes my blog. That means im now officially internet's z-celebrity! Jenny does online comics. Unicorn Jelly was my favorite one; http://www.unicornjelly.com/ and the newest cartoon, Pastel Defender Heliotrope; http://www.pasteldefender.com isn't too bad either.

Now all I need is to get mentioned at OMGJeremy.com and I will be internet's y-celebrity! To get to D class, I need to get mentioned at somethingawful.com. To get to B class, I have to get slashdotted. I don't know what it takes to be A class internet celebrity. I may have to do some porn.

Oh, well, let's continue about penises. This is the last post about penises, but that wasn't a promise. So, men like to watch porn with men who are bigger than them. Why? Don't we get jealous? We don't. Because, when watching porn, we identify ourselves as the guys banging the sexy chick. And we like to picture ourselves as handsome folk with big dicks. Simple as that.

That's it. No more penises. The end. Go away. Nothing to see here.