Oh man. I made beef jerky today. It was tasty.

But you know, you shouldn't eat beef jerky too much, because it is, afterall, dried meat. It'll dehybrate in your stomach and then you'll be full... Real full.

I noticed this. It felt like I had eaten a sponge. I was sure I was dying, my stomach was going to brust open in any moment. I figured that if I die, I should at least taste some good coffee-chocolate smoothie. Now, there's a recipe for this, if you google 'coffee smoothie'. But in that recipe, they use instant coffee granules. Now, of course this is a matter of taste, but I think those coffee granules in the smoothie are like sand or something. Just EW! Who would like to eat coffee granules? So, to make this smoothie less... Granule... I modified a bit. And behold, Wiku's Chocolate-Coffee smoothie!

To make the coffee ice cubes, just make some good coffee, and pour it into those ice cube bags and freeze.

Ingredients:
1 cup skim milk
2 tablespoons sugar (or equivalent of sugar substitute, optional, if you use sweetened cocoa powder.)
2 tablespoons hot chocolate powder (I use the kids' stuff. The sweet, light brown hot chocolate powder. But you can use dark cocoa powder, if you like the taste. I don't, so I haven't tried this with dark cocoa powder.)
Seven coffee ice cubes

Stuff them all into a blender. Full speed for 1-2 minutes or less, kinda depends. Anyway, it's ready when all the ice have been shattered into snowy substance. Serve, and enjoy.

I achieved the seventh level of nirvana with this stuff... It's just so good. The aroma of the coffee blends into the smooth hot chocolate and soft milk. It soothed my stomach in seconds, and im fairly sure it cures cancer too.