List of things my puppy has done

• Eaten his own shit
• Eaten two silica gel packages
• Destroyed my uncle's fancy dance shoe in one minute
• Repeatly shitted and peed on the floor after being outside a second ago
• Ripped dirty paper towels into tiny pieces on the floor
• Eaten stuff found from a carbage bin
• Bitten numerous toes, fingers and noses
• Waken me up several times 5 am
• Prevented me of having my naps
• Peed and shitted on carpets AND my bed cover!
• Eaten pieces of bricks
• Barfed

All this in two months. Who wants a puppy?