Dream #2

So I saw another dream. I was in a schoolbus and sat down next to these small and cute twins. As a side note, I like small girls (Why else I downloaded midget porn?). I don't what the hell is with the fashion these days, where you gotta be tall and have long legs. Who's looking at legs anyway? The boobs and ass should be plenty to statisfy a man. And height? Dude, women are smaller than men on avarage and that's how it should be. Rule of nature. Tall girls are therefore unnatural. And blonde! Jesus! I come from the only country in the world where 70% of women are blonde (True fact!) and I can tell you, they ain't dumb, sexy bombshells. They're dumb AND ugly! Now redheads then again... Redheads are hawt. Or what Sap? Sap is a redhead. Or was. He's bald now. Must suck to lose your hair in your twenties.

Anyway, where was I? Yeah, the twins. Well, turns out they weren't siamese twins after all. They were triplets! Third identical twin came from the toilet (I can't believe there was a schoolbus with a toilet) to say hi. Well, the bench was getting kinda crowded so as a nice man I took the triplets into my lap. As a less nice guy I also developed a hard-on which pressed right against the third triplet's ass. She didn't seem to mind. Just wiggled a bit more. Other guys in the bus were jealous.

Then... Then I don't what happened. Turns out my mission in the dream was to watch over the triplets (I was told by the oldest triplet they can never be seperated for some reason) at the school. Well, it was kinda hard. The youngest triplet got lost, I found her, then lost the other twin... And at the school there were this succubus. She kept eating male teachers and students and got called to the principal's office because of that. No murder charges or anything. I was off from her menu, because she knew the triplets and that I was their guardian of some sort. Turns out succubuses are forbidden to eat the guardian of triplets.

And then at some point I woke up.