After reading today's Achewood, I came to the conculsion of why women wear necklaces.

The simple answer is, to keep men staring at their chest.

Women say they don't like having men staring at their breasts, but that's a lie. Every woman likes when a man notices their breasts. Why do you think they like low cut shirt and dresses? They just don't admit it, because they don't want to sound like sluts.

If you're a man, imagine how you'd feel like if you caught a woman staring at your crotch. Maybe you'd feel a bit ashamed, but most of all, flattered. Why women should feel otherwise? Of course, women never stare at man's crotch, because it'd make them look like sluts. Men don't have this slut stigma, so we could sleep with 5 different women each day before anyone would regonize us as womannizers.

Anyway, back to the subject. Women wear necklaces because they want men to stare their boobs. So, if the woman has A cups, what does she do? She buys a frikking big and/or shiny necklace. Just keep comparing the women's chest to their necklaces, and you will notice that the smaller the bust, the bigger the jewelry.

So, feel free to stare at breasts... As long as you don't have a girlfriend with you like Roast Beef from Achewood had.