Being a man
14.00 pm I wake up with a hard-on.
15.00 pm I watch porn, but it feels akward because im hungry.
15.30 pm I go to eat.
16.00 pm I do my homeworks, several times over because of a problem. I cannot concentrate because im horny. Because of this, I make mistakes and the homeworks take more time as usual, which makes me even more frustrated.
19.00 pm I go to sauna, which is too hot for me. A very quick visit and then to the shower where I dream of naked women.
20.00 pm I wonder if I have a new kink for aliens. I google alien sex to find out and find that some people actually have claimed to have sex with aliens in a spaceship. Willingly. Interesting, but doesn't take the horniness away.
21.30 pm I finally get the homeworks done. This is only because the frustration took my horniness away (for the moment) and I managed to solve the problems and do the homeworks.
22.00 pm I play UO in a new shard, and wonder if the shard uses the naked paperdolls. It doesn't. I curse in my mind. I feel horny.
22.30 pm I take a nap. Naturally, I saw wet dreams.
00.30 am Trying to play the game, which I find akward because im still horny. Instead, I check the IRC chatroom to take my mind away from naked women. It doesn't help. I check the forums, see alot of sexually suggestive pictures, and feel even more horny.
2.45 am Thinking of ways to get Shadowseeker to cyber with me.
3.00 am I read from her blog that she really isn't interesting in cybering. Fuck.
4.07 am Thinking of jacking off, but I should go to sleep. I think im going to wake up with a hard-on.
It's hard to be a man. Emphasis on the word "hard". Well, at least im not in teenage anymore, so I can actually eat without thinking of sex. That is the only moment when im not thinking of sex. Also explains why im slightly obese.
14.00 pm I wake up with a hard-on.
15.00 pm I watch porn, but it feels akward because im hungry.
15.30 pm I go to eat.
16.00 pm I do my homeworks, several times over because of a problem. I cannot concentrate because im horny. Because of this, I make mistakes and the homeworks take more time as usual, which makes me even more frustrated.
19.00 pm I go to sauna, which is too hot for me. A very quick visit and then to the shower where I dream of naked women.
20.00 pm I wonder if I have a new kink for aliens. I google alien sex to find out and find that some people actually have claimed to have sex with aliens in a spaceship. Willingly. Interesting, but doesn't take the horniness away.
21.30 pm I finally get the homeworks done. This is only because the frustration took my horniness away (for the moment) and I managed to solve the problems and do the homeworks.
22.00 pm I play UO in a new shard, and wonder if the shard uses the naked paperdolls. It doesn't. I curse in my mind. I feel horny.
22.30 pm I take a nap. Naturally, I saw wet dreams.
00.30 am Trying to play the game, which I find akward because im still horny. Instead, I check the IRC chatroom to take my mind away from naked women. It doesn't help. I check the forums, see alot of sexually suggestive pictures, and feel even more horny.
2.45 am Thinking of ways to get Shadowseeker to cyber with me.
3.00 am I read from her blog that she really isn't interesting in cybering. Fuck.
4.07 am Thinking of jacking off, but I should go to sleep. I think im going to wake up with a hard-on.
It's hard to be a man. Emphasis on the word "hard". Well, at least im not in teenage anymore, so I can actually eat without thinking of sex. That is the only moment when im not thinking of sex. Also explains why im slightly obese.
posted by Wiku at
3:55 ap.
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