I wish it was stone age

Next time someone says I live in stone age, I'll say I WISH!

Seriously, this information age is fucked up. You gotta work like hell. And not always in work either. You gotta work in school, in home when you have kids, wife, and shit. You gotta work, work and work until you're old and senile and a burden to the civilization.

Now, think stone age. All I'd ever do is to hunt mammoths. Instead of teaching elderly how cellphones work. Or help middle aged men with their internet problems. I'd have no weight problems, and still eat tasty mammoth meat all the time. Workout? Get chased by a sabeltooth tiger. That sure burns calories. Plus, I'd have awesome chesthair, what I don't have now (still waiting though). I wouldn't have to shave either. Beard would be always in. Especially in winter. No communication problems with friends/relatives/women, because all I could say would be "GUUH! GRAAH! URRGAAHH!" or something similar. Wouldn't have to go to school either. No sense of writing my gruuh and graahhing to a piece of paper. If I could write. Or count for that matter. No taxes. No money. Not any of that crap. Not even dating! If I wanted a woman, all I would do is to bang my chest and roar, kill a few men if she was good looking enough. PMS? Hit the bitch with a club. "Me no understand. You go sleep. BAM!"