Cats would like to eat your face

A Phoenix forensic pathologist gave a presentation and noted the following tidbits about her line of work: Cats get up into your face at night to check and see if you're still breathing. She had seen numerous occasions where little old ladies had been found days later sans face, and nearby a contented fuzzball who looked no worse for not having been fed meow-meow mix for a while.

- Quoted from Everything2.com

Holy shit. And I thought my old cat just wanted to sleep near the warmth of my throat. Apparently she had more macabre reasons in mind. Never going to have another cat. Ever.

Lack of updates

Okay, so, as my readers (all three of you) may have noticed, I haven't updated this thing much. It's solely because of Oblivion. I've been busy playing it. But fear not, I don't have a writer's block or anything.

Did you know that sheep dogs guard AND protect the sheep from predators?

Predators, as in, horny farmers.

Girlz don't exist on teh intarweb

I found this article when googling around. Whitney Butts plays World of Warcraft, but the guys there don't believe she's a real girl. I urge you to read the article, or at least check out her hot pixx on the site.

I asked Shadowseeker, who is also a girl who doesn't exist and plays WoW although she can't because she doesn't exist, if she has had same kind of problem.

Just yesterday, she told me. She said she was in Teamspeak (another voice-to-voice chat like Ventiro) and the guys there were totally surprised by her girly voice. But instead of urging her to send her pics, these young fellows started talking about how sexy her voice is. According to her, she doesn't even like her voice.

But some guy really took the cake with his "compliment". He said she has "sex hotline voice".

I feel sad for my friend, but glad for myself that im still not that geeky like that fellow.

.... And that im not a girl.