Mario
Lately I have been thinking about Mario. I mean, how gullible that guy is? Over the years, the princess has always been kidnapped by Bowser. And every time Mario has managed to save her, thanks to a fortress that somehow is usually always passable by Mario. You'd think the guy would have been at least a little suspicious by now.
I think the princess is the mastermind behind this all. She's totally playing with Mario, no pun intended. I recon it's always HER castle Mario 'saves' her from. Where would a monster toad get a castle, anyway? She's the princess here for effin' sake! Yeah, I know Bowser is called 'king of koopas', but still I can't picture him having a castle.
So princess Peach gets herself 'kidnapped' by Bowser who takes her into the castle. Mario fights his way in, because that's what men do. Were the castle impassable by him, he'd just call the cops or blow his way in. Were he to do that, he'd find out what Peach and Bowser have been up to all this time.
An affair.
That's right, kiddos. Just count 1+1. Both are royals, whereas Mario is a lowly plumber. I don't think he can compare to Bowser's monster cock, either. Where do you think Bowser Jr. came from? I haven't seen Mrs Bowser anywhere.
Princess Peach is a sly character. Every time Mario saves her, he's filled up with so much testosterone and manly success he can't even smell the scent of King Koopa on Peach's skin. Mario hauls the princess away, she winks and waves at the 'defeated' Bowser, "Until next time, big boy."
Why does she do that? Why doesn't she just simply settle down with Bowser? Well, that's because he isn't husband material. It's been scientifically proven that women breed with the bad boys for their good genes, but marry the good guys because of their security. Bad boys have a habit of beating up their chicks and kids, so it's better to let the good guys to raise them. Mario is husband material, Bowser is breeding material. It's the best for her to keep them both.
Bowser Jr. seems to continue his father's bad habits. It smells like incest, but that's what royals do.
Lately I have been thinking about Mario. I mean, how gullible that guy is? Over the years, the princess has always been kidnapped by Bowser. And every time Mario has managed to save her, thanks to a fortress that somehow is usually always passable by Mario. You'd think the guy would have been at least a little suspicious by now.
I think the princess is the mastermind behind this all. She's totally playing with Mario, no pun intended. I recon it's always HER castle Mario 'saves' her from. Where would a monster toad get a castle, anyway? She's the princess here for effin' sake! Yeah, I know Bowser is called 'king of koopas', but still I can't picture him having a castle.
So princess Peach gets herself 'kidnapped' by Bowser who takes her into the castle. Mario fights his way in, because that's what men do. Were the castle impassable by him, he'd just call the cops or blow his way in. Were he to do that, he'd find out what Peach and Bowser have been up to all this time.
An affair.
That's right, kiddos. Just count 1+1. Both are royals, whereas Mario is a lowly plumber. I don't think he can compare to Bowser's monster cock, either. Where do you think Bowser Jr. came from? I haven't seen Mrs Bowser anywhere.
Princess Peach is a sly character. Every time Mario saves her, he's filled up with so much testosterone and manly success he can't even smell the scent of King Koopa on Peach's skin. Mario hauls the princess away, she winks and waves at the 'defeated' Bowser, "Until next time, big boy."
Why does she do that? Why doesn't she just simply settle down with Bowser? Well, that's because he isn't husband material. It's been scientifically proven that women breed with the bad boys for their good genes, but marry the good guys because of their security. Bad boys have a habit of beating up their chicks and kids, so it's better to let the good guys to raise them. Mario is husband material, Bowser is breeding material. It's the best for her to keep them both.
Bowser Jr. seems to continue his father's bad habits. It smells like incest, but that's what royals do.
Tunnisteet: affair, Bowser, incest, Mario, Princess Peach, sex
posted by Wiku at
12:17 ap.
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