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Wiku
I play on TLEA as Edgar Wooltown

Ramoth
o.o.. lol, what kinnda name is that from?

Wiku
It was a town.
One of his ancestors was a mayor who liked sheep so he renamed
the town to Wooltown
But the citizens didn't like it because the town didn't
have any sheep
So the mayor changed his lastname to Wooltown to calm down the
population
But instead they just called him crazy

Ramoth
lol, i see

Wiku
That's the story anyway
In reality I made the name up while taking a shit

Ramoth
i am always amazed at your hoinesty

Wiku
I get all my best ideas while crapping

Wiku
Sometimes I think of the devil, disgrunted, crouched over the toilet and
shitting.

Ramoth
lol!

Wiku
I think it's like God's punishment
He threw the devil into a fiery pit and he
was all like "Well, that doesn't so bad."
So God was like "Oh yeah, and you
have to take a shit for now on."
Then he was like "Noooo!"

Ramoth
and then he shared it with all us, yay

Wiku
Nah
See, it pissed him off because the devil wanted to be a god and now he has
to share a common trait with mortals

Ramoth
ohhh

Wiku
I still have no idea how that thing popped in my head
I guess it's because I saw a painting of a devil sitting on a toilet and pondering

Ramoth
where the heck do you find this stuff!

Wiku
I don't know!
It's my useless X-man ability
Like Jacob who theorized that given how many people are mutants in Marvel universe, out there must be quite alot of people with completely useless powers
So I guess making shit up is my mutant power

Wiku
So next time when the Earth is threatened by a monsterious alien I just stand
up to it, point my finger up and say, "DID YOU KNOW... The true fact about TREE
HOLES!?" Then, mesmerized by my complete bullshit explanation that still sounds
so plausible and in some certain subconcious level actually makes sense, the
world is saved... Somehow!

Ramoth
you are awsome, and yes, i can see this happening

Wiku
Yeah
Maybe I should be a teacher

Wiku
My classes would be wonderful

Wiku
Nobody would get bored for sure

Wiku
You can see me in the class, giving a powerpoint presentation about worms that
dig holes into trees. I'll be like "As you can see, the female member of
Drillius Treelus drills a hole in which it deposts the eggs... The act actually
resembles something else entirely!" *changes a picture* "This is a vagina.
Unlike with the tree, the vagina already has the eggs inside when the penis
enters..."

Wiku
I'll get sued and demoted to gardener, but it'll be totally worth it!
Ramoth
lol

Wiku
The cheese is done

Wiku
Man this is so good

Wiku
It cherishes my mouth
This is what happy life is made of

Ramoth
lol, i'm glad you like

Wiku
I want to be a calf in my next life

Wiku
Probably in some hindu country where I'd be a holy animal and not slaughtered

Ramoth
lol, i was gonna say that

Wiku
Better start piling up good karma so I can get be reborn as a cow
That's like
the ultimate goal in hindu
I guess they forget the fact that rest of the world
eats cows, so reborning as such might not be such a good idea

Wiku
Oh man
This stuff is the sperm of God

Wiku
It impregnantized the Virgin Mary and now it's in my mouth
I feel it's Holy Power

Wiku
Dark forces cannot enter me now

Ramoth
lol

Wiku
Seriously this reminds me of sperm
It's white, half liquid, a bit lumpy
Just more tastier

Ramoth
lol, glad you enjoy eating that then ^^

Wiku
I want this stuff inside my sac

Wiku
Wait, I think I have a straw...

Wiku
This could work out

Wiku
No wait, it'd just enter my pee sack

Ramoth
o.O

Wiku
NEVERMIND

Ramoth
rightttt