Male secret #137

Alright, girls. I assume you have all wondered why the heck men never ask any driving instructions or consult a map? It is because of a great shame stemmed from the dawn of the time.

The first man, Adam, if you will, were to have sex with Eve for the first time. After spreading Eve's delicate flower Adam stared at it in amusement. Eve was quite taken by his keen interest, but after half of an hour she asked if he was ever going in. Then, just then, she heard a sob. "What's wrong honey?" Eve asked. Adam looked up with a single tear rolling down from the corner of his eye, "I... I think I need a road map." whimpered Adam.

And that is why men never use a map or ask for directions.