PET PEEVE

You know what I hate? Kissing emos. Emo couples look exactly the same, and that's what creeps me out. You just don't know who is the girl and who is the boy, or are they both boys or girls. It's like masturbating in public. It just shouldn't be done.

And then those emos that kiss sloppily... Like they learned to kiss from a porn movie or something. That's even more horrible. Like masturbating in public with a buzzing dildo in your ass. I don't want to see two clones tying their tongues and exhanging their spit. That's just scary.

Also, doesn't it mean they're insanely selfish when they look alike and all?