Holy nonsense

Would you rather know it all or do it all? I think i'd rather know it all so I would know what to do. Like curing AIDS. Or cleaning my dog's butt. Sounds easy you say? Wrong! That dog has frikking long asshairs, and every drop of that shit clings on it. Scientists are still figuring out how to get the shit away from the dog's asshairs. Í think we tried electrolysis last time. We just took a dictionary and started from A. The first verb was "anal bleaching" so we tried that and now my dog has a bring pink pooper. Didn't help with the poop itself though. Then we tried to make him drink the anal bleach, but that only made his poop white.

I am eating an apple right now. Apples are delicious. I like apples. They taste good. I am also a cook. So all this got me thinking that edible food tasting good must have evolved somehow. Maybe there still is a living lifeform who absolutely hates eating. Every bite it takes tastes horrible. It'll make it sick, but it still has to eat because it HUNGERS!

That must suck. I feel like my day just brightened up. It's either my past illness and lack of sleep or maybe I just like to laugh at other people's misfortune like 99,9% of us.