Holy Hell!

What the hell Google, why are you advertising Russian Brides for Finland? Does my blog seem like a good place for such advertisement? Nevermind, don't answer.

Meanwhile, just when you thought fiber optics cannot be abused futher, THIS OXYMORONIOUS SHIT HITS THE MARKET! Holy fuckin' shit. Weren't fiber optic dildos and christmas trees enough? Do you really have to put those in your HAIR!? Good lard.