Gay gas

I thought I should share this amazing piece of old finnish literature with you guys and possible gals. And no, I don't mean Kalevala. I mean the GAY GAS!

The secret police picks very early those who, by the assignment by the
Roman church, are going to be made homosexualists. The victim does not know,
that he is under special treatment. For example, they began to feed me
homo-chemicals, when I was 12 to 14 years old. I know this, because before that,
I liked to perform in school festivals, boy scout camps and congregation
meetings. But then, performing became physically difficult. My throat ached
continuously. Simultaneously, they start to insinuate, that the victim has "bad
nerves", so that he wouldn't realize, that the poison causes those "bad nerves".
I believed this almost 40 years. I truly believed, that there was something
wrong in my nerves.Poisons also make it difficult to control facial muscles.When
you fall in love for the first time, the slight tension caused by the poisons
makes controlling facial muscles difficult, so you don't dare to visit the girl
at all, when you know, that instead of a smile you could show an agonizing
grimace, due the poisons.In the youth, your life is organized in other ways
besides poisoning. When I was 22 years, in England, in a two-year boarding
school, my girlfriend sat in such a place, that when we left the classroom, we
had to walk side by side in the corridor. That was a recurring agony, because,
due the poisons, smiling and all other communication was difficult. The purpose
of this was, of course, to make the presence of a girl difficult, and to seek
company from boys. I did have male friends, but never in the bed.
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Poisons cause hours of tension in genitals. I can't guess now, what is the
meaning of that. I didn't have any "sins of the youth", if you can call those a
sin. The humans would be a very sinful race then.

Roman Catholic church spreading homosexuality? Do you know what this remains me of? THE CHICK TRACTS! This guy must be the notarious Jack T. Chick!