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Grammar:

minä = I, me
ostan = I buy
irtokarkkeja = candies
valitse = choose
sinä = you
ota = take
jokin = some
leffa = movie
klassikot = classics
kappas = look at that
syvä = deep
kurkku = a throat/cucumber
mitä = what
ihmeen = kind of
törkyä = trash
tämä = this
oli = was
klassikko = a classic
hyllyssä = in a shelf

If you replace the english words with finnish words with the above grammar, you'll get this:

Viivi: I, I buy some candies. Choose you some movie. Take some a classic.
Wagner: Look at that, "deep a throat".
Viivi: What kind of trash?
Wagner: This was a classic in a shelf.

And then you just mix up the words, remove some, and make a few of your own until you get something like this:

Viivi: I'll go to buy some candies. You can go and get us a movie. Pick up some classic.
Wagner: Well, look at that, "deep throat".
Viivi: What kind of trash is this?
Wagner: It was in classics.

Easy, isn't it?

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