I have found Jesus

Yes, that's right, I have found Jesus. Or has Jesus found me? I don't know. He sure has changed since the last time I heard stories about him... The shephard's crook has changed into somekind of magical lighting rod of love +1, but his message is as cryptic as ever.

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n4/htdocs/touching/3.php

That's what I'm talking about.

Nabaztag

You know, I think Aibo was actually useful. Too bad they discontinued it's production. If the price would have been any cheaper, I think Aibo would have been a big hit.

Nabaztag is a mechanical rabbit. It's not like Aibo. Nabaz just sits there, moves it's ears and flashes led lights. And it needs a WLAN. This is going to be the next Aibo... Or at least trying to.

The rabbit can also read RSS feeds out loud in it's stupid mechanical voice, read your e-mails, the joke of the day and he also supports pod casting. In other words, the rabbit does exactly the same what you can do yourself when you log in into the internet. I wonder if there's anyone so busy they don't have the time to check their e-mail?

But that's not all! You can move the rabbit's ears, and somewhere in the world another rabbit will move it's ears in the same way! Wooh, waaah, yyesss... Communication lifted to another level.

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No, seriously, that's what they think. I'll quote:

Are you in a long distance relationship? Do you work late often, apart from
a loved one? Do you constantly think about that special someone when you are
apart? If any of these situations fit your situation in life, well, Dr.
Lovebunny is making a housecall just for you ! Let me introduce you to a little
known but fast-growing intimate practice : earplay. No no, you fetishists out
there, this has nothing to do with erotically q-tipping your mate. It has much
more romantic connotations. Earplay is a form of non-verbal, quasi-physical body
language that can convey the thoughts and emotions of loved ones through simple
and affective gesture. Earplay is not limited to lovers but can be used between
friends with a special bond. Are you wondering how this is accomplished yet?
Well here's a practical example that better illustrates the simple communicative
power of earplay :

Mike and Nancy live together. They are very much in love. Mike works at
home running a lucrative e-business selling porcelain incence holders shaped
like monkeys. He uses his Nabaztag to indicate when his auctions are finished
and to quote his monthly sales. Nancy works in finance in the city and uses her
Nabz as her personal stock ticker. Nancy is a very busy person and finds it
difficult to find the time to make personal calls at work. Between business
calls, Nancy wonders momentarily how her dear Mike is doing. While speed dialing
an important client, she quickly shifts her rabbit's ears into an "L" shape. At
home, Mike is busy packaging monkeys while watching Days of Our Lives. All of a
sudden he sees his rabbit's ears form an "L" in the corner of his eye. Mike is
so moved by this expression (they have agreed that "L" means 'I love you') that
he decides to make her favorite dinner : sardine and blue cheese casserole with
extra garlic. 5 o'clock rolls around and Nancy is stuck at work. She positions
her rabbit ears downward in the lop postition to indicate that she's sorry but
she's going to be home late. When Mike sees this he knows to wait before popping
his culinary masterpiece in the oven. He positions the ears straight up
indicating to her that he will stay up for her. When she finally arrives home,
they enjoy a late dinner together. After discovering the potent powers of each
other's breath after the meal, they wish they had both rabbits at home to
continue their non-verbal earplay.Sound like your kind of thing? Well all you
have to do is each have a rabbit, then one of you can hop on over to the Services section of
my.nabaztag.com, select the free service 'Nabaztag's Ear Language' and type
in your mate's Nabname ! Enjoy !

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I'm 22 year old geek virgin with mental problems, and I don't think I will ever be nerdy and pathetic enough to use that kind of "communication". Why can't you just... Call? Wouldn't it be better to hear your love's voice than just see some stupid rabbit to move his ears?

Maybe that kind of speechless communication is good in some instances... Like when you're going to work late and want to inform your wife without her shouting your ears off, or when she has PMS, or when you've gotten drunk in a bar and want her to pick you up...

But then again, isn't that what text messages are for? Granted, smsing is hard when you're drunk but yeah...

And man, you have to pay for some of the rabbit's services? Oh, God, just take me now.

Single woman's ten lovers

A single woman has ten lovers. Mr. Thumb to keep things steady when you go wild, mr. ring finger and forefinger expose your inner feelings, and the mr. middlefinger really knows your deepest desires and can be quite the tease if you want it. Sometimes the single woman wants to have some threesome with middle and ringfinger, so then the spareman, mr. little finger takes ringfingers' place to keep the doors open. All those come with five mirrored lovers in case the others get tired, although only the left hand ringfinger can keep the most important ring.