Midnight thoughts #1






If I had sex with a midget, would that make me a pedophile? I mean as far as I know, midget body is like a child's body (and I really don't want to download midget porn to verify this) except for the head. And boobies. So what if this midget would just give me a blowjob? Would that make me a pedophile? How about a titjob? Or both? Is there a word for midget lovers? Midgetphiles?
Okay, I took a pause while writing this to check out some midget porn, and turns out their bodies actually look mature, just smaller. So nevermind about that.

Wii game

Hello blog and all the two and half readers of mine! Long time no see, eh? I haven't much to blog about, or actually I have been too lazy. No wait, it's fatboy's fault. He hasn't reminded me of updating this thing.

Anyway, I had this coolest idea ever. A wanking game for Wii. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has had this idea. In the game you'd have like a minute time limit to wank the controller. The faster the controller moves, the better. It'd be awesome with friends and very educating too. Wanking is something you really need in life, no matter where you go or live.

So... Yeah. That's all! See ya next year again, I guess!