ICQ logs
Yeah, it's been a long time alright. Here's some ICQ logs by yours truly.
Wiku (12:34) :
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So that's how you girls put it up with us guys
"Men are such pigs, but at least they have a penis!"
The cock makes it all up
Wiku (12:35) :
Like that one feminist said that a man is just a cock attached to an asshole
Wiku (12:43) :
We men have it much harder
We can't think like "Women are bitches but at least they have a hole" because you instantly think "Well, so do trees, duh!"
You could say that at least they have boobs, but not all women have those either
That's why men want to marry girls with big boobs
If all else fails and the woman turns into a hag, you can still put up with it because of the boobs
Flat chested girls don't have that advantage
Wiku (12:49) :
Of course now you're going to say that I'd just get splinters from a treehole
Well, that's right
GAWD KNOWS I HAVE TRIED!
Plus there might be something else surprising there like maggots or squirrels
But pussy is all the same, you never know what you're going to get if you ain't protected, chlamydia or aids
Especially the paid pussy
Pussy is the only product that is safer free than paid
Wiku (12:55) :
Some guys go for hymen for a product guarantee
It's like the seal in the CD cases so you know nobody has tampered with it
But the seal is so deep so you don't know it before it's too late
And sometimes (if the girl has been smart) she has unsealed her for less painful entrance
And sometimes you just don't have that seal
I think all women should have that seal and it should be in the front where you could see it
Wiku (12:58) :
The hymen should also have a disclaimer that reads "BY ACCEPTING THIS PUSSY, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IT IS AND AGREE TO MARRY ME AND LISTEN TO MY BITCHING AND MY PARENTS ENDLESS WHINING ABOUT WHAT KIND OF STUPID ASS YOU ARE. YOU ALSO AGREE TO BUY ME WHATEVER I WANT AND SHALL YOU GET ME PREGNANT YOU AGREE TO WITHDRAW FROM THE USE OF MY PUSSY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"
Wiku (12:59) :
Just so you know the consquences and can back the hell away before you break the hymen and agree to the disclaimer
Yeah, it's been a long time alright. Here's some ICQ logs by yours truly.
Wiku (12:34) :
....
So that's how you girls put it up with us guys
"Men are such pigs, but at least they have a penis!"
The cock makes it all up
Wiku (12:35) :
Like that one feminist said that a man is just a cock attached to an asshole
Wiku (12:43) :
We men have it much harder
We can't think like "Women are bitches but at least they have a hole" because you instantly think "Well, so do trees, duh!"
You could say that at least they have boobs, but not all women have those either
That's why men want to marry girls with big boobs
If all else fails and the woman turns into a hag, you can still put up with it because of the boobs
Flat chested girls don't have that advantage
Wiku (12:49) :
Of course now you're going to say that I'd just get splinters from a treehole
Well, that's right
GAWD KNOWS I HAVE TRIED!
Plus there might be something else surprising there like maggots or squirrels
But pussy is all the same, you never know what you're going to get if you ain't protected, chlamydia or aids
Especially the paid pussy
Pussy is the only product that is safer free than paid
Wiku (12:55) :
Some guys go for hymen for a product guarantee
It's like the seal in the CD cases so you know nobody has tampered with it
But the seal is so deep so you don't know it before it's too late
And sometimes (if the girl has been smart) she has unsealed her for less painful entrance
And sometimes you just don't have that seal
I think all women should have that seal and it should be in the front where you could see it
Wiku (12:58) :
The hymen should also have a disclaimer that reads "BY ACCEPTING THIS PUSSY, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IT IS AND AGREE TO MARRY ME AND LISTEN TO MY BITCHING AND MY PARENTS ENDLESS WHINING ABOUT WHAT KIND OF STUPID ASS YOU ARE. YOU ALSO AGREE TO BUY ME WHATEVER I WANT AND SHALL YOU GET ME PREGNANT YOU AGREE TO WITHDRAW FROM THE USE OF MY PUSSY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"
Wiku (12:59) :
Just so you know the consquences and can back the hell away before you break the hymen and agree to the disclaimer
Tunnisteet: disclaimer, hymen, icq, log, pussy
posted by Wiku at
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