Masturbation Facts

How many girls masturbate?
Half of teenage girls masturbate regularly, and 75 percent will do so before their 18th birthdays.

Do all males masturbate?
By their 15th birthdays, close to 100 percent of males have masturbated to orgasm.

Conculsion: Women are better liars.

Source: http://healthystrokes.com/youngfem.html

Getting old

I have always looked younger than I am. I have however been more mentally mature than my age. I didn't have the "I want a motorcycle" phase at all, instead at the same age I skipped right to "I want a car" phase. This all worries me though. If my brains are more mature than they should be, does it mean I get senile faster?

But who cares as long as I look young and handsome. I can imagine im at old people's house in my 60's when some charming young carer comes to talk to me about her problems... Then I just smile at her charmingly and say, "My love, I have no idea what you just said... But I think I just peed in my pants."