Now talking in Limbo

* Now talking in #limbo* Topic is 'Atheists end up here.'
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Satan: Yo, god man.
God: Yo. Guess what?
Satan: What?
God: I wrote this with my toes!
Satan: Representative Davis and fellow baseball antagonists say steroids and amphetamines give athletes an "unfair advantage" over the competition. Never mind that after the 2000 census, Davis led efforts to gerrymander his own congressional district to ensure he'd never need to worry about re-election.
Satan: Wrote that with my tongue!
God: Si les ondulations horizontales et verticales peuvent constituer la base d'une animation en Java, on peut tout de même aller beaucoup plus loin. L'une des applications les plus connues de Java en matière de travail sur les images est la création de pluie et de ricochets, comme dans une flaque d'eau.
God: Wrote that with my hair!
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Satan: I wrote that with my ass hair!
God: !!!!
God: °¿°
Satan: fsdafsdfasdfssffds
God: Hey!
Satan: lol
God: Asshole.
God: Anyway, I wrote that with my penis.
Satan: With your penis? Dude.
God: What?
Satan: You're a sexless andryne. You don't HAVE a penis!
God: Well, duh! Im GOD! I just created one!
Satan: Really? So you're a man now?
God: Technically put, yeah.
Satan: Guess what?
God: What?
Satan: I channeled this conversation to all the televisions on earth worldwide.
God: So?
Satan: So when you said you're a man, all the feminists in the world committed a suicide... And ended up in Hell.
God: BASTARD!
Satan: ROFL!
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The perfect MMORPG

Fatboy has started playing World of Warcraft. Says he has been playing 3 hours, and still hasn't seen the whole town. The saddest thing is, he says, that the town is only 10% of the area's map, and that area map is only a fraction from the worldwide map. So the map is huge. Like frikking huge.

The question is, why? I doubt WoW will have so many players that it'd get too crowded to play in. Also, there are like a million quests, according to my friend. This gave me an idea for the perfect MMORPG; cheap to make and easy to sell.

First of all, you can forget towns altogether. What do you need them for anyway? For houses? And what are houses for? Vendors? Forget vendors too, then. And big maps, forget them too. Actually, there's this island, where is a NPC guy, and you. You get all the quests and new stuff from this very same guy. No more running around finding the smith and alchemist and what not. The guy would be hard to find from the island, unless there is frikking big lighthouse with the NPC. Actually, the NPC guy is in the lighthouse. Right. The lighthouse is safe from monster attacks of course, so you can buy stuff from the NPC in peace. But around it, there are like million... Dogs! Dogs who level up with you! And spawn indefinetly. No more enslaving 3D artists to make new kind of monsters. So you kill these monsters, get some gold, buy new stuff from the NPC, and all that RPG stuff you have grown to love.

Of course, this is MMORPG, so the lighthouse would eventually get kind of crowded. The solution is this; each time a new player character is created, a new island for him or her is created too! So you're completely isolated from other players. You probably need some player interaction, so get this... The chat would allow you to talk and listen all the other players! You don't need to meet them in game to boast about your level. In matter of fact, your level would be after your name in the chat! Something like this;

Jake-24 Yo Bob.
Bob-14 WTF, u lvl 14 alredy?
Jake-24 roffle ya u n00b!

That's player interaction in it's finest!

Being a man

14.00 pm I wake up with a hard-on.
15.00 pm I watch porn, but it feels akward because im hungry.
15.30 pm I go to eat.
16.00 pm I do my homeworks, several times over because of a problem. I cannot concentrate because im horny. Because of this, I make mistakes and the homeworks take more time as usual, which makes me even more frustrated.
19.00 pm I go to sauna, which is too hot for me. A very quick visit and then to the shower where I dream of naked women.
20.00 pm I wonder if I have a new kink for aliens. I google alien sex to find out and find that some people actually have claimed to have sex with aliens in a spaceship. Willingly. Interesting, but doesn't take the horniness away.
21.30 pm I finally get the homeworks done. This is only because the frustration took my horniness away (for the moment) and I managed to solve the problems and do the homeworks.
22.00 pm I play UO in a new shard, and wonder if the shard uses the naked paperdolls. It doesn't. I curse in my mind. I feel horny.
22.30 pm I take a nap. Naturally, I saw wet dreams.
00.30 am Trying to play the game, which I find akward because im still horny. Instead, I check the IRC chatroom to take my mind away from naked women. It doesn't help. I check the forums, see alot of sexually suggestive pictures, and feel even more horny.
2.45 am Thinking of ways to get Shadowseeker to cyber with me.
3.00 am I read from her blog that she really isn't interesting in cybering. Fuck.
4.07 am Thinking of jacking off, but I should go to sleep. I think im going to wake up with a hard-on.

It's hard to be a man. Emphasis on the word "hard". Well, at least im not in teenage anymore, so I can actually eat without thinking of sex. That is the only moment when im not thinking of sex. Also explains why im slightly obese.

Happy Yule!

And remember, christmas is commercialized because you wanted it.

The 10 most puzzling, ancient artifacts

http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa011402a.htm

That's the URL for 10 mysteries, which I have solved! Let me explain how it happened;

Year 2820: Scientists have developed a spaceship which can travel faster than light, therefore making space travel possible.

Year 2850: The spaceship is built, but stolen by a group with intentions of travelling to ancient times and teaching the early human civilizations, therefore creating an alternate future where everybody is smarter. They teach them how to make a battery (The Baghad battery), basic mechanics (The antikythera mechanism), porn and medicine (The Ica Stones) and of course aircrafts, sparkplugs and geisha balls (The Grooved Spheres). Too bad they crash landed (The Dropa Stones) and couldn't get back to the alternate future.

Year 1520: (Alternate Future) The mankind's tempering with the past is found out, and quickly decided that a team should be sent back in time to fix the error. The team destroys most of the advanced technology in the past, and kills all those who know about it. While they're at it, they also kill the immortal, alien overlord Jesus Christ who kept the Earth under his iron fist rule for so many centuries... And hope that nobody would build a worldwide religion upon his propaganda. Well, you can't always win.

A shameless advertisement

http://blog.efx2.com/archive/user/annmi/
My friend's blog. You'll know her with the name Shadowseeker, if you have read the archives of this blog thing.

Aside for that. Well... Nothing much. I heard they chose the winner of Finnish Big Brother. I wouldn't care less. However, I read from a women's magazine (just from the front page, I SWEAR!) that the winner, who is a guy btw, thinks that he'll get alot of chicks because of BB.

Yep. I can imagine his new pick up lines already... "Hey baby, I held an egg in my hand for a whole week! Also, I ate a frikking big lollipop in three hours!" Hawt. Maybe he just should say he was in TV, but when asked in what show he would either go silent or quickly change the subject.

As you all know, I hate Big Brother... Last time I was watching it I was laying in a sofa, watching how bunch of other humans were laying in the sofa watching TV... You can get the same feeling by holding a mirror infront of another, so you'll see an infinite loop of yourself holding a mirror.

UO awaits... I play in Teiravon, it's a (pirate) RP shard. http://www.teiravon.com

Now talking in Limbo

* Now talking in #limbo* Topic is 'Atheists end up here.'
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Yo, god man.
Yo. Guess what?
What?
I wrote this with my toes!
Representative Davis and fellow baseball antagonists say steroids and amphetamines give athletes an "unfair advantage" over the competition. Never mind that after the 2000 census, Davis led efforts to gerrymander his own congressional district to ensure he'd never need to worry about re-election.
Wrote that with my tongue!
Si les ondulations horizontales et verticales peuvent constituer la base d'une animation en Java, on peut tout de même aller beaucoup plus loin. L'une des applications les plus connues de Java en matière de travail sur les images est
la création de pluie et de ricochets, comme dans une flaque d'eau.
Wrote that with my hair!
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I wrote that with my ass hair!
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fsdafsdfasdfssffds
Hey!
lol Now it looks inverted.
Asshole. Anyway, I wrote that with my penis.
With your penis? Dude.
What?
You're a sexless andryne. You don't HAVE a penis!
Well, duh! Im GOD! I just created one!
Really? So you're a man now?
Technically put, yeah.
Guess what?
What?
I channeled this conversation to all the televisions on earth worldwide.
So?
So when you said you're a man, all the feminists in the world committed a suicide... And ended up in Hell.
BASTARD!
ROFL!
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2001: Space Odyssey

I watched the movie again. The ending of the film again didn't make any sense. Dave getting older in some strange place, the "acid trip", the monolith and the freaky fetus in space... Weird. I read the acid trip was somekind of wormhole. Interesting... Not.

Whatever. I like HAL though. I think that tonight im going to have dreams of turning my computer on, but instead of the windows loading screen I'll see HAL 9000 loading... And then when I try to save something important, the computer refuses to do that and pops in an error message which says; "Im sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I cannot do that."

And starts singing "Daisy" when I turn it off.

The electricity company owes us money

Our (my mom's and mine) elecricity company has this system, where you can get reimbursement if your bill goes below the estimated sum. The reinmursement is then reduced from the next bill.

We have a fireplace in our small house what we use in heating. So for heating, we don't pay much, if at all. Dishwasher and washing machine we use only at nights and evenings, when the elecricity is cheap. The payback of this system is that we haven't paid our elecricity bill for years. In each bill they just pay us more reinbursement, because the bill never meets or exceeds the estimated sum. The last bill was -260 €. Note the minus symbol infront of the number.

So in other words, the electricity company owes us money.