Strategic measures if you want to woo my world

Curvy and Cute Raw score: 59% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and cuter composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Beyoncé and Actress Elisha Cuthbert.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 75% on tit-size You scored higher than 84% on ass-size You scored higher than 79% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Blessed world the bedtime story

Once upon a time, all men got tired of women and turned gay. The women started to whine loudly because they didn't get any attention from men nor could they drag them from their penises. The gay guys got rather pissed off from this whining, so they took out their guns and shot the bitches.

And the world was better once again.

The end.

All about girls

http://muscle-power.net/girls/
It's cute and funny. Like me.

Women = men

Ramoth, a friend of mine in ICQ told me she thinks im gay... So I replied... Well, I just copy and paste the log.

Wiku (3:08) :
I wish I was. You girls are getting uglier after each generation.
Ramoth (3:08) :
*grumbles*
Wiku (3:13) :
I rephrase that
Wiku (3:17) :
First you started wearing pants.
Then you started burning bras.
Then you wanted to work instead of taking of caring kids.
Then you started to drink beer and watch TV.
And then you started to smoke.
And now your boobs and hips started to get smaller.
All I say is that you better buy a razor for your sister's baby because she's going to need it. Don't forget beer and cable TV either!
Ramoth (3:17) :
>.< Im not talking to you

See? Now they're going to be just as silent as us men. Also, I forgot driving from that list. Truck driving especially. And women's rights. Yeah.

New comic

When I started writing this blog, I made a promise to myself to not to bash anyone in it. Except politicians and presidents, they deserve it. But that was LAST year, and didn't make it to this year's resolution. So to honor Eddie Guerrero's (yes, I watch WWE, a bad habit of mine, just like picking nose in public. Also his name generates more hits to my blog.) memory; "I lieeed!"

Except I really don't lie, since im going to bash a person's (or two persons' in this case) work, not them directly. Whatever. Enough of excuses.

What do you get when you breed Penny Arcade and VG cats but fail horribly? This.
Press Start To Play is a new comic. You don't have to go futher than the mainpage to find the similarity with VG cats and Penny Arcade. Seems like all the game-bashing/praising online comics copy each other. It's like Star Wars, sometimes you end up with a good movie, other times total shit. Press Start To Play proves to be the latter. Although it's a total rip-off from the two other popular gaming comics, it fails to mimic the good art and jokes. Granted, Penny Arcade's jokes were worse than lame in the beginning. And VG cats' art was horrible. But at least both of them had ONE thing right. Either the art or jokes. This one has none.

0 points. Happy Epiphany.

I wish it was stone age

Next time someone says I live in stone age, I'll say I WISH!

Seriously, this information age is fucked up. You gotta work like hell. And not always in work either. You gotta work in school, in home when you have kids, wife, and shit. You gotta work, work and work until you're old and senile and a burden to the civilization.

Now, think stone age. All I'd ever do is to hunt mammoths. Instead of teaching elderly how cellphones work. Or help middle aged men with their internet problems. I'd have no weight problems, and still eat tasty mammoth meat all the time. Workout? Get chased by a sabeltooth tiger. That sure burns calories. Plus, I'd have awesome chesthair, what I don't have now (still waiting though). I wouldn't have to shave either. Beard would be always in. Especially in winter. No communication problems with friends/relatives/women, because all I could say would be "GUUH! GRAAH! URRGAAHH!" or something similar. Wouldn't have to go to school either. No sense of writing my gruuh and graahhing to a piece of paper. If I could write. Or count for that matter. No taxes. No money. Not any of that crap. Not even dating! If I wanted a woman, all I would do is to bang my chest and roar, kill a few men if she was good looking enough. PMS? Hit the bitch with a club. "Me no understand. You go sleep. BAM!"

Happy new year

Man, the last three days have been nothing but sleeping. I have been tired all the time to do anything and I have gained 3 kilograms of weight.

I think im pregnant.