Dr. Phil blames video games for Virginia Tech Massacre

Except, well, he doesn't. Mr. Phil must love people who quote him wrong. Just look at this.

Check out the transcript:

LARRY KING: Why, though - OK, you want to kill someone, you’re crazed,
you’re a little nuts, girlfriend drops you, why do you kill innocent people?…
Dr. McGraw, are they treatable?

DR. PHIL: Well, Larry, every situation is different… The question
really is can we spot them. And the problem is we are programming these people
as a society. You cannot tell me - common sense tells you that if these
kids are playing video games, where they’re on a mass killing spree in a video
game, it’s glamorized on the big screen, it’s become part of the fiber of our
society. You take that and mix it with a psychopath, a sociopath or someone
suffering from mental illness and add in a dose of rage, the suggestibility is
too high.

And we’re going to have to start dealing with that. We’re going to have
to start addressing those issues and recognizing that the mass murders of
tomorrow are the children of today that are being programmed with this massive
violence overdose.

In what part of that text did Dr. Phil say that he blames video games for the school shootings?

What Dr. Phil is saying that if you take a psychopath and give him GTA he's going to get a car and drive over people. Because he's A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! The point is that normal people don't turn into a murderers because of video games, you gotta be mad already if you do.

Holy nonsense

Would you rather know it all or do it all? I think i'd rather know it all so I would know what to do. Like curing AIDS. Or cleaning my dog's butt. Sounds easy you say? Wrong! That dog has frikking long asshairs, and every drop of that shit clings on it. Scientists are still figuring out how to get the shit away from the dog's asshairs. Í think we tried electrolysis last time. We just took a dictionary and started from A. The first verb was "anal bleaching" so we tried that and now my dog has a bring pink pooper. Didn't help with the poop itself though. Then we tried to make him drink the anal bleach, but that only made his poop white.

I am eating an apple right now. Apples are delicious. I like apples. They taste good. I am also a cook. So all this got me thinking that edible food tasting good must have evolved somehow. Maybe there still is a living lifeform who absolutely hates eating. Every bite it takes tastes horrible. It'll make it sick, but it still has to eat because it HUNGERS!

That must suck. I feel like my day just brightened up. It's either my past illness and lack of sleep or maybe I just like to laugh at other people's misfortune like 99,9% of us.

Dream #2

So I saw another dream. I was in a schoolbus and sat down next to these small and cute twins. As a side note, I like small girls (Why else I downloaded midget porn?). I don't what the hell is with the fashion these days, where you gotta be tall and have long legs. Who's looking at legs anyway? The boobs and ass should be plenty to statisfy a man. And height? Dude, women are smaller than men on avarage and that's how it should be. Rule of nature. Tall girls are therefore unnatural. And blonde! Jesus! I come from the only country in the world where 70% of women are blonde (True fact!) and I can tell you, they ain't dumb, sexy bombshells. They're dumb AND ugly! Now redheads then again... Redheads are hawt. Or what Sap? Sap is a redhead. Or was. He's bald now. Must suck to lose your hair in your twenties.

Anyway, where was I? Yeah, the twins. Well, turns out they weren't siamese twins after all. They were triplets! Third identical twin came from the toilet (I can't believe there was a schoolbus with a toilet) to say hi. Well, the bench was getting kinda crowded so as a nice man I took the triplets into my lap. As a less nice guy I also developed a hard-on which pressed right against the third triplet's ass. She didn't seem to mind. Just wiggled a bit more. Other guys in the bus were jealous.

Then... Then I don't what happened. Turns out my mission in the dream was to watch over the triplets (I was told by the oldest triplet they can never be seperated for some reason) at the school. Well, it was kinda hard. The youngest triplet got lost, I found her, then lost the other twin... And at the school there were this succubus. She kept eating male teachers and students and got called to the principal's office because of that. No murder charges or anything. I was off from her menu, because she knew the triplets and that I was their guardian of some sort. Turns out succubuses are forbidden to eat the guardian of triplets.

And then at some point I woke up.