Whoops

In the last update I gave you the wrong link. Whoops. It's corrected now. Good thing I have that idiot proof disclaimer.

Anyway, here's the finnish blog.
And here's the Onion article where it lead you instead.

And as a bonus for today, here's another Onion article. It's about sex for security scam. Better read that guys so you won't be the victim!

The Onion is the most trustworthy news source ever. Forget the corrupt Routers.

I hate finnish forums

I wonder if any of you had the brain cells to click on that picture above and read the wikipedia link... Oh, well.

I have been surfing in suomi24.fi forums. If you don't understand finnish, call yourself lucky. This country is seriously screwed up. And here I thought USA was bad...

Yesterday I surfed in the anarchy board, also in suomi24.fi forums. Long story short, it was full of capitalists, patriots, nazis, true believers, anarchist wanna-bes and one, just one true anarchist. They all thought they were the real anarchists, trying to force their own opinion down into each others throat.

Anarchy is complete independence. I don't know why such person needs to spread his beliefs to other people. Probably for the same reason religious people are shoving their ideas to non-believers. Ah, well.

Today I visited the transsexual forums. The people seemed to be smarter there... Of course, nothing is how it looks like. I stumbled on a topic which was about the gender difference. On one post, one guy or gal (it's the internet afterall, you can never be sure) said that men define feminity. Right away there was at least 10 women calling him/her a misogynist.

You see, Finland is the only country where women own bigger ego than men. Men are submissive, women dominative. A feminist's paradise. Therefore, saying something like that, although it's the truth, is like asking blood from your nose. Now you know why we have a female president.

The quote was from this finnish blog, which I like alot.

In any case, I feel like shit. I don't feel like belonging in this country. This country sucks. Sweden looks better every day. But I still feel so... Rootless.

In any case, Fatboy just told me that he got a message from his ICQ friend, who I suppose is an American. This friend told him how he was robbed by an armed man but Fatboy couldn't care less. He asked him how he thinks he could help him, since he lives on the other side of the globe and all. Nevertheless, Fatboy was kind and told him to keep eye for these criminals if he happens to see them. Said he got pretty silent after that.

Oprah has arrived to Finland

They're showing Oprah on a national TV channel. They're calling her the mother of all talk show hosts.

Right.

First the flood of reality shows and reruns of 24 and now this.

While the Finnish TV continues it's americalization, I keep wondering if showing Oprah actually does some good. First I thought that since Oprah is black, and Finland is 99,98% white, most of it more or less racist, Oprah would decrease the racism. People here would get used seeing a black woman.

But then I thought that hey, wait, it's Oprah. If she does something then she just increases the racism.

And that's all I have for today.

Bush and his gay and transsexual friends

Well, I was kinda expecting this.

Think of the American politics. There are Democrats, Republicans and The Green Party. To the public there are only Democrats and Republicans because the Green Party isn't as manipulative and powerhungry as the two others so it always loses the political battles. Democrats and Republicans. Black and white. Two sides of the same coin. Their agendas usually mirror each other to portray two very different views.

Both Democrats and Republicans work in the same way. They study the people. Democrats listen to the people calling themselves Democrats, and Republicans listening to the people calling themselves Republicans. Their agenda is formed from what the majority of Americans hold dear.

Of course, human mind is not black and white. There are alot of politicans who disagree with the whole agenda, or parts of it. But they either silence themselves for the party, or the party silences them. The agenda is their law. You have to follow the law. Still, there will be some uprisings and from time to time you will see the party voting for some new law which would be otherwise against their agenda. These are however, very brief.

When the elections get near, each party chooses their candinate. They look for charismatic person, who looks like an American ideal. In other words, a married, nicely aged (Age is wisdom in the USA. In Europe it's senility. Plus, older people are usually less likely to bite the feeding hand.) white Aryan male. Their political views do not matter. The president candinate will be strictly tied to the party. A puppet candinate. Remember when Bush was wired? Republicans didn't want him to accidentally blurt out something about his gay and transsexual friendly past or anything which would differ from their agenda.

When the canditate will be elected as the new president, he will be still tied to the party. Afterall, all presidents want to get to the second term, and the party is their only help in that.
Now when Bush cannot be elected again (low ratings, and I think you cannot be voted for the third term..?) I think he should cut his ties to the Republican party and uncover all this hidden shit. Including names. When you have nothing to lose, it's time to be radical.

Bang! Howdy.

Guess what! I found yet another strategic online game. It's in open beta right now. Despite the strange name and fatboy's assumptions, the game is not made by koreans. It's developed by Three Rings, a company residing in sunny California.

The game is, like the webpage says, "fast paced tactical strategy fun in a wacky Wild West world." That description is actually very accurate.

In the game, the first thing you get to do is to make your avatar and choose your "Big Shots". In the starting town you get to choose Calvary, Tactician and Old Godger as your big shots. According to the website, you get more units, scenarios and items when advance to the next town. There are five towns total. But then again, this is open beta, so the towns might not be done yet... I don't know. I don't even know how to go the next town because I just started playing.

In the starting town, called Frontier Town you can play three different scenarios. Claim jumping, cattle herding and gold rushing. In claim jumping you have to take this gold lumps into your claim and you can also steal them by shooting the guy who is carrying them or then straight from the mine. Gold rush is the same thing, except in gold rush you can't steal from the opponent's mine. Fatboy said that's screwed up since you usually mine the gold from the mine and not other way around. Whatever. He plays only those boring RPGs which are all alike. And then tells me about them and I couldn't care less.

Cattle herding is just like that. It's like tag, except with cows. And only cavalry can tag, the other guys just shoot each other. In all scenarios the clock is ticking and when it ends the best man or woman with most points wins. Winning means scrip, you know, money. But! Even the loser gets money, although a forum post indicates that not all people get it.

In any case, the game is okay. You can buy stuff which you need to activate more units, buy cards (think of spells) or buy your avatar clothes. Very expensive clothes. I don't get the clothing part, I'd rather buy cards or train my units, but apparently the many female players (or guys playing with female avatars) dig it. I blame Barbie.

Talking about females or female wanna-bes, they totally own in this game. I have won most of my matches but always lose to a girl. Weird.

Fat is not pretty

It's summer in Finland... Kinda. I don't know, sometimes it's hot and sometimes it's freezing. Anyway, im not going to blog about weather. Im going to blog about clothing. Women's clothing.

Last summer here in Finland the so called "midriff/belly shirts" were a great hit among young women (Finland is always a year or two late when it comes to fashion). Now, im glad that these young women are familiar with their bodies, although they're getting larger each year like fatboy's daily meals. But that doesn't mean that naked wobbly belly fat over the belt would be a pretty sight. No matter what the XL models and the Dove women say, fat is NOT beautiful and it hasn't been since the first world war.

So, please ladies, do not wear revealing/tight clothing if you don't have the body for it. Save this blogger's eyes. Because I know im not the only one. K, thnx.